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31 Reasons how you know you went to Evanston Township
1. If you’ve never made it to your classes in the five-minute passing period
2. If you had to travel from the west wing to the music wing in five minutes
3. If you had a bad encounter with Dean Lindsey or Dean Hawthorne
4. If you were still late to school on B-days
5. If you snuck through the gym wing to leave school or come to school late
6. If you were caught in the halls during hall sweep, and had a detention that you never went to
7. If you stole hall passes and wrote your own pass to class
8. If your teacher wrote in pencil a pass to class and you saved and wrote in a fresh date for another class
9. If you tried to sneak into the student center but got caught
10. If you’ve hung in Mr. Munro’s office during free periods, lunch, or just wanting to miss class
11. If you stayed in the bathroom a whole class period if security
guards were creeping the halls or you couldn’t enter the student center
12. If you went to the football games to “support the football team” but left at halftime after Pomkits performed
13. If you went to 5,6,and 7th period lunch on the regular
14. If you missed the Friday getting ready for Ebony Ball and Prom though they both were on Saturday
15. If half your graduation class didn’t graduate because they were
either pregnant, have several kids already, went to the University of
Church and Dodge early, Got kicked out of Evanston for being a fighting
champion, didn’t have enough credits, Dean Hawthorne made sure you
stayed back an extra year or two
16. If half your graduating class went to Northern Illinois or U of I
17. If you sold that nasty candy to fundraise for prom
18. If you bought your own candy and tried to make your own profit
19. If W201 was your kick it spot
20. If you couldn’t wait to play Waukegan to see who would get beat up this year
21. If New Trier is our rival school
22. If you remember going down state One time when class of ’05 were sophomores
23. If you remember evacuating the school because there was a bomb threat
24. If during a snow storm (trees falling, snow to the knees, no
houses have power, several car accidents, cant see through the heavy
fog) you still had to come to school while all the other schools were
closed for the week.
25. If you had Saturday detention because you failed to show up for detention before school
26. If you were sent home because you were dressed inappropriately
but they let “certain people” get away with the same style of clothing
27. If you know more than 20 people who wore weave all year long
28. If got a ticket for parking in the lot because you were too cheap to but a parking permit
29. If you know any of the following people :G/Gordon Watt or Mike
McKinney- Basketball peeps, Siergio Larry-always singing, Vanessa
Decatus or Christina Little-They talk too damn much, Matthew Hunter- in
every got damn thing and think he running everything, all the baby
mama’s- there’s too many of them to name, there’s a lot more well known
peeps but them the one’s that come to mind
30. If you went to school the first day of school looking fresh and didn’t have a bookbag, pen or paper with you
31. If you think you somebody just cause you went out “South” or
"West” to get some food, clothes, shoes, accessories, or to visit
family. Nigga you still from the suburbs so stop fronting.
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In other news, I must to class. Boo, hiss. And a prop plate got broken last night. I cried for like an hour.
1. If you’ve never made it to your classes in the five-minute passing period
2. If you had to travel from the west wing to the music wing in five minutes
3. If you had a bad encounter with Dean Lindsey or Dean Hawthorne
4. If you were still late to school on B-days
5. If you snuck through the gym wing to leave school or come to school late
6. If you were caught in the halls during hall sweep, and had a detention that you never went to
7. If you stole hall passes and wrote your own pass to class
8. If your teacher wrote in pencil a pass to class and you saved and wrote in a fresh date for another class
9. If you tried to sneak into the student center but got caught
10. If you’ve hung in Mr. Munro’s office during free periods, lunch, or just wanting to miss class
11. If you stayed in the bathroom a whole class period if security
guards were creeping the halls or you couldn’t enter the student center
12. If you went to the football games to “support the football team” but left at halftime after Pomkits performed
13. If you went to 5,6,and 7th period lunch on the regular
14. If you missed the Friday getting ready for Ebony Ball and Prom though they both were on Saturday
15. If half your graduation class didn’t graduate because they were
either pregnant, have several kids already, went to the University of
Church and Dodge early, Got kicked out of Evanston for being a fighting
champion, didn’t have enough credits, Dean Hawthorne made sure you
stayed back an extra year or two
16. If half your graduating class went to Northern Illinois or U of I
17. If you sold that nasty candy to fundraise for prom
18. If you bought your own candy and tried to make your own profit
19. If W201 was your kick it spot
20. If you couldn’t wait to play Waukegan to see who would get beat up this year
21. If New Trier is our rival school
22. If you remember going down state One time when class of ’05 were sophomores
23. If you remember evacuating the school because there was a bomb threat
24. If during a snow storm (trees falling, snow to the knees, no
houses have power, several car accidents, cant see through the heavy
fog) you still had to come to school while all the other schools were
closed for the week.
25. If you had Saturday detention because you failed to show up for detention before school
26. If you were sent home because you were dressed inappropriately
but they let “certain people” get away with the same style of clothing
27. If you know more than 20 people who wore weave all year long
28. If got a ticket for parking in the lot because you were too cheap to but a parking permit
29. If you know any of the following people :G/Gordon Watt or Mike
McKinney- Basketball peeps, Siergio Larry-always singing, Vanessa
Decatus or Christina Little-They talk too damn much, Matthew Hunter- in
every got damn thing and think he running everything, all the baby
mama’s- there’s too many of them to name, there’s a lot more well known
peeps but them the one’s that come to mind
30. If you went to school the first day of school looking fresh and didn’t have a bookbag, pen or paper with you
31. If you think you somebody just cause you went out “South” or
"West” to get some food, clothes, shoes, accessories, or to visit
family. Nigga you still from the suburbs so stop fronting.
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XD
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In other news, I must to class. Boo, hiss. And a prop plate got broken last night. I cried for like an hour.
