Awright splatter!

Um, happy birthday Livejournal. Yesterday.

Tonight's D&D rocked. Our priest lost both legs, Lim Bim has permanent holes in him, our wizard lost a hand up to mid-forearm, Xzeel is a hunchback brom having his spine dislocated and then healed back into place wrong, and Mara lost her right eye and most of her tongue, is addicted to phlogisten, and can't see colours anymore. She also might have given herself slight brain damage.

Yay! I'm just glad she didn't die. She almost did. :D

*roar*

God fucking damnit. The walls are really thin here. SO STOP HAVING SEX IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR!

*cry*

A purpose!

Today I got a copy of the Sunday Chicago Tribune after cancelling my subscription, and I'm pretty sure God delivered it, because I read the Dave Barry column and it had a little note saying that he wasn't going to be writing any more for them.

I must start writing. The world needs relative insanity in print, and that's something I can provide.

*flips cape over shoulder, and starts out to write*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA... not likely.

Dr. House fucking rocks.