My seven deadly sins.

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
No clue.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
A thin, sharp, efficient dagger. That is, if I were killing someone, I'd like to do it neatly.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Depends on the situation, but should such a situation arise, I would have no qualms about it.
4. How about of the same sex?
Much the same conclusion.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Father, probably.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Purposeful ignorance.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I don't keep grudges, but I remember what people do.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
My homework.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
One in the afternoon.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
My sister-in-faith-I-suppose Jess Bardoult, who I used to have wonderful lengthy conversations with, but haven't sought out recently.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
Probably something last night when talking to Shan about the tourney, though I think I was pretty honest. :P
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
Hehe, yeah. Well, it wasn't really long, but it was for something interesting like a hand-held sewing machine, which I thought might be useful for cosplay.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
About a month ago Friday when we were doing Tae-bo in dance.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None. I don't know how to work the snooze button on my alarm clock.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Chai Latte, but it's not really overpriced at Café Express.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Um. Less than half a glass of bourbon.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No. They'd laugh me out of the building.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Not at all.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Salty and spicy I guess. Though not at the same time.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"
O.o; what the hell?

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
A handful, due to the ridiculously addictive game of strip poker.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family?
The same handful, for the same reason.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Most likely.
4. Have you "done it"?
Nope.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
I tend to like the neck and shoulders, arms too. You can't blame me, I'm a masseuse.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
I don't believe so. :P Unless you mean Fi-chan, my ho-sister. We proposition each other all the time.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Nope.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Um... Don't believe I have one.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Invest it, stick some in the bank, and keep going to school like a dumbass. But after school... hahaha. Look out world! I'm going to travel you!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich and famous go together. Rich people are famous, famous people are rich. I'd rather have money than have people staring at me all the time.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Ugh, no. I'd rather be a poor actor, or a poor something I like doing.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Like... nothing. Stole a shiny blue thing from one of my friends when I was nine or ten. It was pretty much worthless, but it was pretty.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
170-some.

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Um... I'm most proud of... uh... jeez.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I don't know. I got the 99th percentile on my psats? The test that doesn't matter?
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I'd like to sing on Broadway.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Only if it was in something I felt with all my being I should have gotten first place for, which is never. Second place is pretty damn good. To get to second place, you have to have beaten out a whole lot of people, who are probably feeling a lot sorrier than you right now.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No, but I probably would.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yes. It didn't really work though.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Nothing.

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
Can't think of anything I covet right now.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Dunno.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Um... still me?
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope. It helps when you haven't had more than a single relationship.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I've wished I had Fi-chan's teeth before. :P They're pretty.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Um... not caring about longevity of things. But not really.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
Eh. Not really.

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This reminds me of Stratford. Bah, what a scary movie. *shudder*