Ridiculous

My midterm for my Latin American Women Writers class is going to have to become the most amazing singular piece of bullshit that I had ever written, because the story we are supposed to analyze is entirely non-understandable.

Good. Grief.

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the Wit (52% dark, 30% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

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Gasp.

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I just realized that I forgot to go to the choir alto sectional because I was buying/making props.

GAH!

Also, I continually and purposefully seem to burn my fingers with hot glue. One of them still hurts.

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As I was walking back from CFA, I felt something I hadn't in a long time. There was electric guitar coming from the music wing, a lightning storm on the horizon, and a dark campus to walk across. And I felt like prowling. Like going somewhere with loud visceral music to meet someone dangerous, like pushing my way through a club, like being a big black panther. I could feel my tail twitching.

I do so love that feeling.