That D&D game is the funniest memory of my life. I am not joking. I haven't laughed that hard since Schiffman, Renny, and I were studying for Chem Phys.
Moment: Shamari falls down the hole. Again. Into the same place. To save Lim Bim.
Mara still has no anger.
Mara: "If we ever have to go down that FUCKING hole again--"
Loren: "That WHAT hole?"
Mara: "That GOD DAMN hole--"
Loren: "Nooo..."
Mara: "...If we fall down that... particular... hole again, I be very... put out."
Moment: Down in the hole, Lim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Ole Ole Biscuitbarrel uses Shamari's disorientation to sneak around and cut a magical tattoo off his former minion.
Shamari (crushed and bleeding from taking the fall): "What was so important?"
Lim Bim: "...I forgot."
Moment: Xzeel is homoerotic with a gnome. And then a Tauren.
...just augh.
Moment: Mara and Shamari are still fighting, even when the ghoul is trying to feed her to a Kodo Beast.
Moment: Mara sings "Somewhere Out There" while the party is separated. An awkward orcish farmhand harmonizes with her, but when she looks for him, he is gone.
--
I cannot express how beautiful life is.
Moment: Shamari falls down the hole. Again. Into the same place. To save Lim Bim.
Mara still has no anger.
Mara: "If we ever have to go down that FUCKING hole again--"
Loren: "That WHAT hole?"
Mara: "That GOD DAMN hole--"
Loren: "Nooo..."
Mara: "...If we fall down that... particular... hole again, I be very... put out."
Moment: Down in the hole, Lim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim Ole Ole Biscuitbarrel uses Shamari's disorientation to sneak around and cut a magical tattoo off his former minion.
Shamari (crushed and bleeding from taking the fall): "What was so important?"
Lim Bim: "...I forgot."
Moment: Xzeel is homoerotic with a gnome. And then a Tauren.
...just augh.
Moment: Mara and Shamari are still fighting, even when the ghoul is trying to feed her to a Kodo Beast.
Moment: Mara sings "Somewhere Out There" while the party is separated. An awkward orcish farmhand harmonizes with her, but when she looks for him, he is gone.
--
I cannot express how beautiful life is.